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Smugglers Blues

We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the ER and hear about a disturbing smuggling ring...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 5 Cs

We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry that we can't believe even one person asks for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Apps? More Like FAPS!

We find the 14 best new apps if you want to get "into the lifestyle," how to keep kids from ruining what's happening in your bedroom and we meet a Mom and daughter that are way too close! Last podcast of August!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Half Mast

We learn an INCORRECT way to tell your man he's going to be a Dad, we learn about what splitting chores can do for your sex life and 5 not so hilarious reasons you're not getting it up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

We’re Not Healthy

We learn the behaviors of healthy men (spoiler alert: bad news for all of us) learn how to prep for a successful first date and we meet a man who will never again say "No, water is fine."See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Back At It Like A Crack Addict

After a small chronic break we get back to 'casting! We find out things to look out for when it comes to rubbers, meet a guy who keeps his drinkware in an odd spot, brush up on our relationship vocabulary and meet a very bad teammate. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kickstart My Heart

We learn about heteroflexibility, meet a woman hell bend on revenge on her ex and create perhaps the most unflattering nickname for a part of the female anatomy ever. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Episode 300

One man learns about physics the hard and most embarrassing way he can, we find out how a couple makes $90K a month on OnlyFans and learn how much sexually assaulting a household appliance will run you. Classy way to ring in another hundred episodes!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Craptain

We learn exactly how to ensure you get a second date, how to prepare your abode in case she comes back to your place and we learn all about a bizarre new trend in women's fragrance lolSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s Always Larry

We learn what red flags women look for, meet a guy who has 1/1 rare disease, a man who probably can't ever enter a Starbucks again and one guy who kept one spreadsheet too many. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.