Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

We’re Not #1! We’re Not #1!

We learn exactly where American men fall on the only power ranking that really matters and then enjoy a seemingly endless parade of dudes who can't stop putting things where they don't belong!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Long Hair, Don’t Care

We meet a woman who has the grossest revenge ever, find out how to keep our men from straying, a 30 day plan to spice up your love life and we meet a guy who needs to practice some SERIOUS personal grooming. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Gynoceros

We find out just how close we are to having sex robots, meet a fella probably on every no-fly list there is and we meet the World's worst gynecologist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

More Popular Than Twitter

We learn about a new exciting kind of meditation, find out what our sex dreams mean and we get to the bottom of "What sex act is more popular than Twitter?"See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Red Rocketeer

We learn all about how to boost the size and effectiveness of your manhood! Plus a couple of stories of women who have odd ways of storing their glassware.  See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

TMomI

We meet a Mom who wants to embarrass her son to death, a man who has to move out of his neighborhood, find out how NOT to celebrate a friend's birthday and what do with that pesky afterbirth. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

It’s My Aeroplane

We learn all about condom myths, nobody cares about the load you're haulin, meet a woman who is all about the friendly skies and yet another phantom pooper is out there and still on the loose!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dirty Old Fat Kid

We sit down with our most "sexually enlightened" frequent texter Dirty Old Fat Kid to learn the ins, out and in and outs of The Lifestyle.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Whole Hog

We learn the ins and outs of the fine art of the spit roast, just mow many people, all genders, want a threesome and meet an Olympian who had a rough, chilly go of things in Beijing!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

1SHTBX

Another round of rejected license plate, this time from Florida! We learn how men expanded their sexual horizons amid the pandemic, meet a guy who expanded his a bit too far and we meet a big fat sad liar from Las Vegas, See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.