Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

Good Luck Cuck

We learn about a man who wonders if the internet has ruined him for dating, meet a woman who does NOT get what she ordered off Amazon and we learn all about the ancient art of the cuckhold. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fappy Ending

What happens if you find yourself getting a happy ending you didn't order? How do you take a "sexcation" on a budget? How often and why are women faking it? And we meet the most humble braggart of all time. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

What Women Want

Believe it or not, women only want 5 things form you! We update the classic "love languages, meet a guy who is running for "worst plane passenger ever" and a guy who is still running....for office. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

He’s Going The Distance

We learn about a man with a very embarrassing allergy, find out how you can last longer than the American average of 5:24 seconds, a woman's dog finds a terrible toy and we're getting government sex tapes now! Sorry for the upload delay....forgot to hit "publish" before we left yesterday. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fiveplay

We learn a whole ton of new ways to do the foreplay ladies seem to love so much, learn how to take your best "pic," there is a new terrible toy on the market and we need a sad old man who just wants you to leave his yard alone!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Canopy

We learn 5 easy ways to build your own sex toy, whcih piece of jewelry men should avoid, meet ANOTHER person using vibrators to cheat and a fella has a sex dungeon.....for real dolls. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chips?

We learn 7 easy ways to improve your sex life, meet a woman who rates dongs for a living, learn why sleeping in the same bed as your dog could send you to the ER (it's a long shot, but still) and the worst/best snack of all time!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A Little Squirt Never Hurt

Scientists actually sat down and tried to figure out the origins and makeup of one of nature's most mysterious substances, we learn how NOT to blow your chance at a threesome, the foods that are killing you in the bedroom and apparently chess is way more serious than we thought!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Smugglers Blues

We learn how our ladies can get revved up for us more often, learn how much our parts go for on the black market, find which celebrity got so carried away in the bedroom she had to go to the ER and hear about a disturbing smuggling ring...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The 5 Cs

We learn a sure sign you're likely to cheat on your spouse (or they're about to cheat on you) little lies you'll never tell a loved one but will tell a stranger and a woman is making some new jewelry that we can't believe even one person asks for...See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.