Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

Hitting the Kinks

Are you a kinky person? Are you REALLY though? We break down what it means and if you are. Real sex workers are peeved at the fake sex workers and the ins and the outs of shower sex!

Charmember

We learn about a horrifying condition, an even more horrible condition, meet a man who's wife lets him have 35 girlfriends and an Italian fella misreads the directions at the gas pump

Micro Machines

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy assault. 

Paul.

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul, has it all. 

Slammin’ Salmon

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

In The Kitchen

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in the sack!

User Reviews

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get enough of his town's public park system!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Performance Reviews

Worried about how you're doing? You're not alone! We also learn about the sexual situations that may arise that would make us anxious and we meet a guy who has an odd way of picking people up at the beach! We also learn all about GOONINGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colene, Colene

We learn all about the Swedish Sex Olympics! Where they're held, how they work and how you win. We also meet our nation's contestant and then we learn about the ideal person to cheat on your spouse with. You may know him or her...it's THAT specific. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love By The Jar

Having trouble with a low libido? We have loads of easy things you can do, according to experts, to maybe get some of that pop back in your love life. We meet another woman raking in loads of cash selling...jars of herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.