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Cold Cocked

We learn we're about to enter a terrifying season for men, find out the approval ratings for the threesome from people who have actually been there and we meet two gents whose careers in law enforcement have ended in the saddest pervy way possible.

A Needle In A....

A woman's OnlyFans is so spicy she gets booted from a continent, we learn about a fella who finds out the hard way you shouldn't bang the wives of an entire town and a woman has pain down there....for 18 years before they get to the "bottom" of it!

50 Nifty United States

We learn that there is an insane sex act for every stae in the union! We sloe find out the hottest new apps to use if you're looking to hook up and what specific tastes each one are for!

Halloween Stories

A special bonus podcast! If you missed it, here are our annual scary stories......as a podcast!

NDAyyyyyyeeee

Are you so freaky you need a non-disclosure agreement? We learn all about when you would need one., we meet a lady that "arrives" 50 times a day and learn the shocking sort of cool new way everyone is getting throat ailments!

Three Dong Night

We meet the episode's namesake, find out just how different sex was 100 years ago and we find out why all public toilets have that cutout at the front. And it is gross as Hell. 

Hardees

We learn about the differences between physical and emotional cheating, how many of us haven't had "good sex" in a while and how to maybe change that, find out about a deadly new Florida bug and meet a man who just could not hold it any longer. 

No Candy

We find out how to navigate your way into a threesome. And yes, it sounds nearly impossible. We find out how to really reach across the political aisle and a judge decides sex offenders CAN participate in Halloween festivities. 

Pumped Up Thicks

We learn (yet again) why you shouldn't put drinkware inside yourself, how to navigate that first time with a new partner, who the foot people actually are and we find out that pumps for genltmen are still a very real thing!

Nissan Sentra

We learn about all the garbage you put in your body that is crippling you in the bedroom (it's all the good stuff!) find out how to low-key introduce some kinks to your relationship, what to do if you're both cheating and the worst car giveaway we have ever heard of!