Here's Your Freakin' Podcast

Micro Machines

We learn all the ins and outs (mainly ins) of micropenis, we catch up with a couple who have made the podcast before, find out what your morning wood says about you and hear a story about a sex toy assault. 

Paul.

We learn about a "revolutionary" new condom, find out that being hung like an elephant may not be as great as it sounds, learn all about how horrifying it it to be constantly aroused, sexsomnia and we meet Paul. Paul, has it all. 

Slammin’ Salmon

We learn about a terrifying new rejuvenation technique, find out how you can get ore out of your next trip downtown, learn about iPhone Finger and meet a couple ladies who banked on Spring Break!

In The Kitchen

We learn everyday kitchen utensils you can use (and promptly wash VERY well) in bedroom horeplay, we meet a man who had 12 too many surgeries on his junk and we learn why she may be bored with you in the sack!

User Reviews

We learn how dudes rated their sexual fantasies after they got a crack at the plate, we find out where the big hawgs reside and the downsides of penis ownership. We also meet a young fella who just can't get enough of his town's public park system!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Performance Reviews

Worried about how you're doing? You're not alone! We also learn about the sexual situations that may arise that would make us anxious and we meet a guy who has an odd way of picking people up at the beach! We also learn all about GOONINGSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Colene, Colene

We learn all about the Swedish Sex Olympics! Where they're held, how they work and how you win. We also meet our nation's contestant and then we learn about the ideal person to cheat on your spouse with. You may know him or her...it's THAT specific. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Love By The Jar

Having trouble with a low libido? We have loads of easy things you can do, according to experts, to maybe get some of that pop back in your love life. We meet another woman raking in loads of cash selling...jars of herself. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Sleeven Segal

Every dreamt of reclaiming your youthful ability to enjoy maybe more than one round? We give you your best shots are rewinding the clock. We meet a woman who covered her tracks after a heinous bedroom act and one of us learns about a new sex toy. Guess who?See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

The Sound(ing) Of Silence

We learn about the fascinating things scientists are growing in labs these days, meet a handful of old men who have fallen hilariously far from Jesus and learn all about sounding. AND WHY YOU SHOULD NOT DO IT. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.